Hi, I'm Jonathan

Ric Flair - the master of the “fall face first into the BW mattress without stopping yourself” move

something to cheer me up

When you reblog me it sounds like I’m at an anonymous meeting for people who feel abandoned, disheartened, hurt, sad, and helpless about their favorite basketball team.

Hi, I’m Jonathan, and I hate Otis.

Hi Jonathan.

ddkong:

So true he played 30 plus minutes and scored about 4 points and couldn’t get the ball pass center court

jonniestroud:

“Duhon had four turnovers and all four produced home run trot layups going the other way; by the second half the Magic were having Hedo Turkoglu or Jason Richardson bring the ball up and basically abandoning any possibility of quick-hitting transition play. (Duhon, incidentally, still has…

“Duhon had four turnovers and all four produced home run trot layups going the other way; by the second half the Magic were having Hedo Turkoglu or Jason Richardson bring the ball up and basically abandoning any possibility of quick-hitting transition play. (Duhon, incidentally, still has 2½ years left on a four-year, $16 million deal. Take a bow, Otis!”

via ESPN Insider John Hollinger

EDIT: needed to add this quote, “These Magic, even with Howard, aren’t good enough to contend for anything important” - sums it all up perfectly.

EDIT 2:”All this is going to make for some awkwardness over the next five weeks. There’s no more pondering slivers of chances; Howard is gone and everybody knows it”

automatic “Game Theory for practical topics” reblog

Only now do I realize that there is terrible grammar in the above fortune:

Humor is the best weapon, also lack of caps after the first period. Clearly, the poor grammatical skills is the take away from this fortune…

…nothing else…

ddkong:

Jon’s fortune. Bahahaha in bed bahahaha

Apparently eating nothing but chicken nuggets turns you into that sparkly girl from Twilight…

the-experience:

Umm, I think I’ll pass …also I don’t think she’ll make it to 18…

http://health.msn.com/healthy-living/a-mcnugget-only-diet/

noisymime:

Grant—time to ditch Raphy, move to England, and wait until Stacey turns 18.

thedailywhat:

I’m Eatin’ Too Much Of It of the Day: 17-year-old Stacey Irvine of Castle Vale, Birmingham, has admitted to eating practically nothing besides chicken nuggets since she was two.