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Apparently eating nothing but chicken nuggets turns you into that sparkly girl from Twilight…

the-experience:

Umm, I think I’ll pass …also I don’t think she’ll make it to 18…

http://health.msn.com/healthy-living/a-mcnugget-only-diet/

noisymime:

Grant—time to ditch Raphy, move to England, and wait until Stacey turns 18.

thedailywhat:

I’m Eatin’ Too Much Of It of the Day: 17-year-old Stacey Irvine of Castle Vale, Birmingham, has admitted to eating practically nothing besides chicken nuggets since she was two.